Packin'

I like a blog called "The No Meat Athlete". In it I learned that oreo cookies are vegan; no milk, no eggs, no honey, no animal products. Of course they are not organic and they contain high fructose corn syrup. In the interest of fair experimentation, a half dozen were sampled.

Then I baked my own cookies; lime-coconut shortbread cookies, double chocolate chunk cookies, and spiced chocolate chip kiss cookies. A half dozen of those were also eaten.

I speak the words that our neighbor, the not-quite-right-in-the-head-after-electric-shock Eddie, says when he emerges from the woods, "I'm packin'".