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Five Animal Kenpo
or
Law of the Fist
If you are surrounded by 5 attackers at once, (they must've been Ninja attackers, otherwise how did they all arrive at the same time without notice?) you apply the method of 5 animal kenpo. That is, don't focus on what you don't want, not on all 5 at once. Focus instead on one at a time. Is it best make it the easy one or the closest one or the slightest one or the toughest one? That choice may not be available.
Line them all up, one behind the other. Take out the first one. Make sure the first one doesn't get back up to attack again. Use the first one to take out others if possible. Prepare to get bloodied in an unfair fight.
Best not get yourself in this situation in the first place. Don't take just a fist or knife to a gunfight.
Not the chicken! I always felt that George Orwell should have used chickens instead of rats as the purveyor of terror. But a turtle? Not feeling that terror.
ReplyDeleteYou can be the turtle AND chicken. Buk buk snap!
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