Twelve drummers drumming...
This coming night is supposed to be one of merriment, celebrating the final days of Christmas. Which means this is the last day of Christmas. Which means that tomorrow you must - Drum roll, drummers
TAKE DOWN YOUR WREATHS!
and move on. Otherwise the mad inspector will be required to finger shoot all the leftovers hanging on barn doors, fences, window treatments, icehouses. It can be exhausting as an inspector.
Take heed villagers! The wreath wraith wakens from her seasonal somnolence. Tear down the wreaths or suffer her wrath. Burn them, mulch them, or shove them down your iceholes. But away with them...
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