July 15

The hunk of hair that was on display for so long weighed more than the black garbage bag (1.3 ounces) to keep the sleeping bag dry. But it weighed less than one roll of toilet paper (4.8 ounces) without the cardboard center. It was 3.1 ounces. And I thought it would be 2 pounds at least.

"Shut up!"

"No, you shut up!"

And the speak-no-evil monkey says, "Mmph!" Translated as "Make it stop!"