Lesson One:
Loosen your grip.
Loosen your grip.
This applies to Golf, Suturing, Aviation, Expectations, Business, Crossstitching, Friendship, Shoveling Snow, Driving, Family, Friendship Bracelets, Weight Loss, Writing In Cursive, Skiing...
The dew point has a tight grip on the temperature today. (And) Hence, dense fog.
Lesson Two:
ReplyDelete"Keep a tight a**hole when you hit the beach."
Passed on to me regarding WWII by my father...
Lesson Three:
ReplyDeleteDon't assume...
When I passed on Lesson Two to my son, he wondered if I was talking about a gay beach...filthy kids!!! So to be clear, Lesson Two refers to Normandy Beach or Omaha Beach or any of the many Pacific beaches...or any other task that needs assaulting...