Friday, November 4, 2011

Nov 4

People who live in two-story houses live longer.
Four practices will prolong life:
1) Be free of tobacco
2) If you drink, don't drive
3) Wear a seat belt in the car
4) Exercise
Truth, knowledge and lefse.
Uff da!

1 comment:

  1. 5. Don't eat lard.
    6. Don't rock the boat.
    7. Don't live in Swaziland.
    8. Don't mess around with Jim.
    So many don'ts, so many do's.
    -Surely a long life must be somewhat tedious, since we are forced to call in so many trifling things to help rid us of our time, which will never return.
    Samuel Johnson

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