Dreaming of a White Christmas
1. Vodka martini with olives
2. Pretzels dipped in White chocolate
3. Macaroni and White cheddar cheese
4. Meat lasagne smothered in mozarella
5. Glass of White zinfandel
6. White dinner rolls
7. Mashed potatoes
8. Banana cream pie
9. Exsanguinated helicopter blade through the thorax corpse in Okinawa
ReplyDelete10. Squirming maggots in a bloated dead drowned moose calf in Alaska
11. Candida albicans laced gum pustules in the Black Hills
12. And an eviscerated ptarmigan in a taiga cedar tree (hee-hee?)
Merry Christmas...oh wait, you'll decide what kind of Christmas you'll have...