Reduced to Zero

It all started with the Christmas letter,

then there were 2 Christmas cards

missing from the collection,

false accusations against card corporations,

a breakdown in teamwork,

and the final blow, a broken toe,

too hideous to photograph.

Not just a simple mistake

to be forgiven, this stubbing.

But it's Christmas and we go

from zero

to one hundred and twenty

in six seconds.

Get your rear in gear.

Game On!